PinnedSeamus EastoninSlackjawHonor & Impotence: Life As A Guinness Book Of World Records HolderRecords, like bones, were made to be broken.4 min read·May 27, 2021--3--3
PinnedSeamus EastoninSlackjawNew Large Bird For Sale! Cheap!He is capable of flight. I think that flight is an abomination, but maybe you’ll enjoy it.4 min read·Feb 22, 2021--3--3
PinnedSeamus EastoninAn Injustice!“Peace & Unity” Rhetoric is Misguided and HarmfulStrategic use of positive language often means silencing those most affected by it5 min read·Mar 10, 2021----
Seamus EastoninThe HavenI Got Vaccinated & Bill Gates Won’t Stop Calling Me to Hang OutBILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!3 min read·Jun 7, 2021----
Seamus EastoninThe HavenI Visited Yellowstone National Park and All I Got Was This Nasty Scald Wound“DoN’t tO ToUcH ThE gEySeR” they told me. Cowards, all of them3 min read·May 3, 2021----
Seamus EastoninMuddyUmLooking for Love: The 10 Hottest Entities in Middle EarthTrust me, there’s something for everyone2 min read·Apr 12, 2021--1--1
Seamus EastoninMuddyUmAn Open Letter to the Garbage Truck Drivers in the Alley Behind my ApartmentHow can one improve on perfection?3 min read·Mar 8, 2021--1--1
Seamus EastoninThe HavenA Collection of Letters Addressed to Mr. Key, Chairman of Pacific-Northwest Communist Chapter #23From an adoring fan. (me)5 min read·Feb 26, 2021--3--3
